They Vant to Suck My Blood...I think?

Tonight we got STOOD UP by the nurse (a.k.a. vampire) that was supposed to come to our house to draw blood for our life insurance screening. I sat around thinking about it nervously ALL DAY for nothing. Awesome.

I can't say there wasn't a moment of joy when I realized they weren't coming (I escaped!), but now that just means they are still after me...

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